We are watching.
(Respectfully, of course.)

1. Data Collection: We collect only what we need. Mostly just to see if you're a robot. Are you a robot? The eye knows.

2. Third Parties: We don't sell your data to evil corporations. We might trade it for magic beans, but that's unlikely.

3. Your Rights: You have the right to remain silent. You also have the right to ask us to delete your data, and we will actually do it.

* No actual surveillance is happening. This giant eye is just for dramatic effect.